Poor old Johnny

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 06:00 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I treated my adult daughter to a vintage record player to celebrate three months of sobriety. Now whenever her boyfriend comes over, they crank up the volume on my old vinyls, and I now have to associate Johnny Cash's "Get Rhythm" with them screwing like rabbits. FML
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bmepm3 8

Why is your adult daughter living with you? Or are you living with her? Either way she’s an adult and entitled to a good screw.

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Sinshine 28

So did they only figure out they could turn up music after you gave them the record player? I’d imagine they had a way of playing music before?

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bmepm3 8

Why is your adult daughter living with you? Or are you living with her? Either way she’s an adult and entitled to a good screw.

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Sinshine 28

So did they only figure out they could turn up music after you gave them the record player? I’d imagine they had a way of playing music before?

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Grumpy Jack 26

At least, she knows what good music is.

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JasonThorn 20

It could be worse. It could be "The Man Comes Around..."

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