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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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Same thing different taste

Smooth talker

By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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Are you kidding me right now?

By Not your maid - 29/03/2023 16:00

Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Tallulah - 29/07/2011 06:56 - United Kingdom

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

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You deserved it 6 568

By Marona - 16/04/2015 07:59 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML

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You deserved it 2 792

By veggiepower11028 - 31/05/2011 12:02

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

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You deserved it 8 892

Last dates

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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You deserved it 251

By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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You deserved it 1 385

By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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You deserved it 6 168

No thanks

By Anonymous - 26/02/2020 20:00

Today, I asked the guy I like if he wanted to go to lunch tomorrow at a local restaurant. He replied that he doesn't like their food. I think that's a no. FML

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You deserved it 334

FMLkoala 28

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:04

I guess he'll be seeing only one type of breast from now on.

WhoopteDo 26

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:03

Chicken yeah.. too chicken to even be mature about breaking up or taking a break with you... FYL OP

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WhoopteDo 26

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:03

Chicken yeah.. too chicken to even be mature about breaking up or taking a break with you... FYL OP

KushCrushin89 10

Tuesday 5 August 2014 1:19

How was he too chicken? He clearly said he didn't want to date her anymore. There's not much more he could have said to be clearer.

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:04

Smooth...

FMLkoala 28

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:04

I guess he'll be seeing only one type of breast from now on.

Flaming_Pandas 15

Sunday 3 August 2014 3:43

Sould've shown him up by bringing home a different kind of meat ;)

zarosian 17

Sunday 3 August 2014 5:46

Iron reaver soul stealer

GuiLD15 7

Sunday 3 August 2014 20:08

no not really

Supersonic54 18

Sunday 3 August 2014 21:03

I don't think Inuyasha would be interested in such affairs #43

thedarklordsatan 7

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:13

BURN!!!

Chibi_Kitten 24

Monday 4 August 2014 9:12

#43- no this is more like Mirōku...

Cass_x 22

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:04

Please don't tell me you brought him food after that,.

mannatee 19

Sunday 3 August 2014 4:18

What kind of statement is that

igive 29

Sunday 3 August 2014 7:47

A logical one.

Crofty92 17

Sunday 3 August 2014 18:34

If she'd bought the food first he wouldn't have dumped her.

harrypotter955 19

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:04

Poison the chicken...

Journiexo 18

Sunday 3 August 2014 0:46

This is a break-up, not a murder

Nordrag 26

Sunday 3 August 2014 0:58

There's a difference? o.o I've been doing it wrong all along.

Dozer1988 14

Sunday 3 August 2014 1:57

A little laxatives won't hurt anything but his pride. (And maybe parts of his digestive tract, temporarily.) Just keep a straight face while he eats.

Arwen_Evenstar 37

Sunday 3 August 2014 4:27

But if they kick in while he's still there, it's an issue. You bake a cake and ask if he wants some to take home. And remember to not eat any cake yourself!

LastQueenLyssa 11

Sunday 3 August 2014 8:22

Eh, I like his thinking though. Not necessarily poison, but as what was said, laxatives could work too. OP's boyfriend deserves whatever's coming for him! Hopefully ex-boyfriend, if not soon!