Ideas?

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 15:00

Today, my dad told me my pregnancy stretch marks were really bad and unsightly, and that I should probably do something about them, as though there was some miracle cure for them that I’m just too lazy to go and buy from the shops. If this gets published, I expect revenge ideas in the comments. FML
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Charlie Given 26

Your dad sounds insecure find his flaws and point them out 🤣

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D J's MOM 17

take a picture of them and blow it up into a poster and hang it in his kitchen or bedroom lol

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D J's MOM 17

take a picture of them and blow it up into a poster and hang it in his kitchen or bedroom lol

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Anderling 32

Sneak a snapshot when he’s doing something vaguely gross, emblazon it as “THIS is bad and unsightly”, and put it up on his door? idk. If he’s got any actual fixes for stretch marks he should sell them and get rich. Seeing as he hasn’t, he can keep his yap shut.

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe you and your husband and your baby should just move to your own place where you won't be subject to your dad's criticism? Oh, the baby's dad is long gone and you're living with your parents? Looks like you're going to have to listen to your landlord's opinions.

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Gubbon 17

I firmly believe Richard's account got stolen, why else would all his comments suddenly be extremely demeaning and cynical?

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Ubehage 32

He likes the responses. He said so himself about a month ago.

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Nikki 17

You’ve dropped the ball on this one

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Charlie Given 26

Your dad sounds insecure find his flaws and point them out 🤣

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ass 11

Wait until he's asleep and tattoo a dick on his forehead, so he never forgets what he is

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kitanaa23sk 23

If he has a beer belly…give him a brochure for a gym & say you should really do something about that gut. Or if he’s bald, brochure for plugs. Any thing that one shouldn’t be made fun of for…do to him so he can see how it feels.

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kitanaa23sk 23

If he has a beer belly…give him a brochure for a gym & say you should really do something about that gut. Or if he’s bald, brochure for plugs. Any thing that one shouldn’t be made fun of for…do to him so he can see how it feels.

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kitanaa23sk 23

If he has a beer belly…give him a brochure for a gym & say you should really do something about that gut. Or if he’s bald, brochure for plugs. Any thing that one shouldn’t be made fun of for…do to him so he can see how it feels.

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kitanaa23sk 23

If he has a beer belly…give him a brochure for a gym & say you should really do something about that gut. Or if he’s bald, brochure for plugs. Any thing that one shouldn’t be made fun of for…do to him so he can see how it feels.

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kitanaa23sk 23

If he has a beer belly…give him a brochure for a gym & say you should really do something about that gut. Or if he’s bald, brochure for plugs. Any thing that one shouldn’t be made fun of for…do to him so he can see how it feels.

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