By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
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raysmith121 10

Knocking. Try it.

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trollcrusher 17

Given the weird occurrences posted here on FML, I wouldn't necessarily assume this was happening behind closed doors. But even if OP did something to slightly deserve it... I wouldn't say anybody deserves this.

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noah_1234 24

I have a feeling it was supposed to be a private conversation. try knocking

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amadeclton 27

That's repulsive, but at the same time I want a relationship that close.

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ecamp12 15

No child should ever have to witness that...

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xx000o 27

That is something I would not even share with God.

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Queensland 27

at least your parents are close... maybe a little too close... but still close.

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MandieL 27

I don't think you can be too close to your partner. OPs dad needed help with his rash, that he couldn't see, so his loving wife helped him. It's part of being in a loving and comfortable relationship, these things come up once in a while.

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absorbed 12

They're married.. They're supposed to be close. There's no such thing as "too close" when you're married.

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chaseafterwind82 29

Dear god, are your eyes in a shock induced coma?

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Diablitos 11

"What has been seen cannot be unseen"

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