If you don't have anything nice to say...

By Insecure - 11/10/2017 01:00 - Canada - Halifax

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Today, I engaged in a healthy round of rebound sex to get over my ex, who was very controlling of my body. During the act, Mr. Rebound said my nipples looked like pepperoni. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

From now on, they shall be called "nipperoni".

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RichardPencil 30

That’s about the highest compliment you’ll get from a male. If he compares any body part of yours to food he likes, that’s about the kindest we dudes can be! If he said your vajayjay looks like kale, slap his face and leave.

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Glowworm56 26

Telling a woman that her nipples look like pepperoni is especially insulting if she just so happens to be Jewish and keeps Kosher.

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Mungolikecandy 19

If he had said they look like pepperoni pizza then I would have worried...

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AnthonyCS5 19

He must not have been full after eating the whole box! ??

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buckdharma 36

I hate to tell you Op, but your guy friend sounds immature and his pizza outings are probably at Chuck E. Cheese's, but I'm not too sure. One sure way to know, when you peak out from under the covers, does he whack you in the head with a rubber mallet?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

As long as he didn't try to bite them off, I think you're okay.

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