In slow motion

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

Cement, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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Bakarra 22

Yeuh OP, hao dair u yoose doze werds ah dunt understaind

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CrimsonAmaryllis 18

A friend of mine cycled through town with a bike where the pedals clip onto your feet. He couldn't unclip a foot fast enough whenever he got to the lights so he just fell over XD

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skatoolaki 24

Why, hello Sidewalk! You come here often?

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_wraith 15

I REALLY enjoyed how this was written. Bravo, OP, and thanks. :)

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lerthox 8

Brain is sometimes the funniest organ

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Jacksparrow72 21

Are you okay?

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crazytwinsmom 25

Been there done that. Now I always make sure to clip out around traffic just in case.

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Brastevens 3

It's concrete. Cement is an element found in concrete.

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fmelots 9

You can mention cement instead of concrete, you just can't call cement concrete. Much like you can say "I eat too much sugar" when you're talking about eating too many lollies.

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kirb2154 3

I've done that too. Not does it hurt but its quite scary.

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