Love: Inappropriate

Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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By denied - 26/03/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

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You deserved it 5 112

By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

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You deserved it 4 473

By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 142

You deserved it 4 670

By fmlifer - 04/11/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

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You deserved it 9 158

By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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You deserved it 38 444

By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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You deserved it 3 722

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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You deserved it 7 777

By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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actonthat 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:25

I feel like you probably meant "Public Displays of Affection." (Though, I'm torn over whether or not it should be capitalized. Meh.)

SherriffBacon 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:24

That sucks, forget that teacher. Most of them don't know what the hell is going on anyway,

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Luv4pink1721 0

Friday 29 May 2009 21:40

Id say.. "Not what your husband said to me last night Hunny" and Blow a kiss at her.. What a bitch

av232 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:46

is this a public school? o_0

roundnproud 7

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:41

Is she hot?

squigglyshark 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:01

maybe the teacher just wanted on. go for it.

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:21

**** the school rules! You can kiss anybody you like. Maybe the teacher meant he can do so much better at school. If not then she's a total biatch.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Friday 4 September 2009 15:40

Who cares what the teacher thinks? Your boyfriend's opinion is the one that matters, and he obviously wants you

iangel92 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:19

what a BITCH!

ccc01 1

Friday 29 January 2010 21:18

Remember hugs are also displays of affection so NO HUGS 4 YOU

why_do_i_suck 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 5:54

bummer. being ugly really does suck, not that i would know because no one ever said that to me, but sorry for you being ugly.

mskg 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 7:48

Your boyfriend can do better! It's Public Displays of Affections. Not Personal. The teacher is a bitch, but YDI.

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