well, well, that was a dick move, eh?

i think you meant ''dumb''. way to go, zorro. how romantic. don't you know shit in the movies is fake?

lol dick

And no, I meant dick. as in, he's being a dick.

ahh, shadow, win. broke some random chick's nose. and then the girlfriend appears to her (ex)boyfriend kissing some chick with blood flowing out of her nose. XD

win win.

bahahahab

goddamn shadow kissed is fine as ****!

"Uhh I can explain... I was giving her uhhh, CPR?"

show her who's boss lol

I'm calling fakey on this one

you're probably terrible in bed, cocksucker.

That's exactly what I thought it was gonna say dude

lol angry ninja and shadow thingy

smooth move

That was real slik lol

I lov your hair : D

^ exactly what I was thinking :)

agreed! lol

that's where I thought it was going #20

Yeah, show that dirty girl how much you like it rough! Make her scream. Oh wait, you broke her nose. Sucks to be youuu silly moose!

I love breaking bitchs wrist to keep them in life

* Slowly waits for 164's modderation * -.- IF I wouldve posted that Sirin. OO GIRL, you better reply (:

sirin not coming just took a dump on her. she likes it like that

shadow_kissed , your hair is really cool!

did you punch her in the stomach or tell her she's fat while in the moment?

Join UFC, because apparently even your moves of affection are lethal..

Chuck Norris's testicles dont produce sperm, they produce tiny white ninjas whose soul(sole?) purpose is to SEEK

OP u dnt try things in the movies..bc u dnt get paid for it so u embrase urself

Either your an agressive kisser or she has a soft nose.

ha that's why you sneak up behind her and wrap your arms around her waist like I do XD grabbing her wrist crowded = fail ydi

fag

awsomeness, settofail listens to lamb of god. am i right?? ../,

YTDI for watching those movies, let alone trying to imitate them~

I have had many moments like this, but never broke my girlfriends nose. she's either gotten hurt because I step on her toes or pull her hair. be more cautious and don't listen to the people here that tell you wayto go zorro and what not because they're jealous that you have something special.

what a ****** loser

shadow. win.

I think the point is that it looked like he was beating her, you less intelligent life forms o' mine.

Major fail D:

you already said that.

shadow_kissed I love your hair :D

lol @ 35

reminds me of superbad

shadow did some one dump a slushy on ur head?

169 your a dick. She clearly has the most awesome hair I've ever seen. op fhl not yours she's the one with the ****** up wrist and broken nose. Op you're retarded.

the most awesome hair I've "scene"

hahahahahaha great

Shadow, awesome hair ^__^

lol it'll probably be dancing....ohhh god. he'll step on her feet. maybe you should talk the romantics slow OP.

*take

I dought it, she was jus standin there and he just comes and headbutts her, breaking her nose. maybe if he had broken his nose too. maybe it was a comedy movie?

soo romantic. in a Chris Brown kind of way...

WIN!

#10 u look like you're twelve years old what are u talking about imitating pornos. tsk tsk

#29 I'm 13. I'm a very corrupted, twisted child :]

hahaha

Wait, 14 year olds aren't supposed to know about ****? *Uh yeah operator? Can I get my childhood back?*

Why you think the net was born?

whats ****... is it a type of cookie? I like cookies.

Sure, Sara..... it's a type of cookie. It tastes best covered in chocolate and whipped cream.

xD Whipped Cream! Is it like eclairs? Eclairs are delicious. But they always **** on my face :(

Yep. You just have to squeeze real good to get the whipped cream ;]

To get it all over your face :) It's like a tasty pimple.

lol

Mermaid song Your picture is demonic, I think at least

.... -_-

ur fricken ugly dude

mermaidsong

hey, don't pick on mermaid.

stupid iPod screwing up my comments anyway ajjas and mermaidsong = win Sara....I don't even know

lol I wasn't my iPod is screwing up my comments. -_-

oh, ok then. because I was about to say mermaid is teh shit dude.

I'm the shit too! Amirite?

Nope.

Nonsense. According to ED, anyone who uses "amirite" is wrong. I am not jealous, nor will I ever be, of this tiny network of kids that role-play in the comments. You guys stray far from the FML itself and make this your own Facebook page. It's degrading to read.

Then why the hell are you on FML, and why the hell do you attack Ajjas any chance you get? Like it or not, we like to comment and joke around. Deal with it.

*Fap fap fap*

ummm, alotnof people know about ****?! I know someone, (actuly two people) who've watched ****..(don't ask why) I don't know why. but yeahh...haha. ohh an smoooth move(; hahaha.

Freeze is cooler than ajjas.

I knew about **** when I was 10. Ahh, I miss Jose. We used to watch it all the time.

spoozie. either u only know two people OR everyone lied to u -_- hmmm which is more likely (>.<) SOOO HARD TO THINK......-_- I give up Ima just say everyone lies to u T_T

Porno is the best for all ages wat are you talking about

wow that sucks!!!!

ehh, no they wernt..the pe teacher knows and teachers at the school 0_o but igive up on this whole shizz. ha, give the whole **** chizz up people, I don't want fightsss(:

Spoozie WTF wre you saying?

yeah wat? and pornos ******* rock

shackersss!:D haha, this is spoozies bestieee(: I'm the one who wrote those comments up there ^ hehe. sorry for peeps being confused. hahahahah.

when I was 13 I had no idea about the whppied cream part D;