By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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omg36 7

Maybe you should make him eat the whole tube

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rich443 22

of course it was good have you ever tasted flavored wax

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vbecka 17

#13 yes! exactly. shove it down his throat. teaching him how choking feels like for us women as a bonus.

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jessBeAqueen 13

bff: hey I got this new lipstick. want to taste it ? boyfriend: eeehhh whats it called? bff: its called backstabbing, man stealing ***** ! bf: sure. sounds delicious!

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MissVeracity 12

More like ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend. What a joke. OP deserves so much better than both of them combined.

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kathryn14 19

IT BETTER HAVE BEEN. Like wow this is horrible

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ThatOneDrummer 8

Wish my gf would let me taste her best friend's chapstick.

Ambient25 24

It's ok, his girlfriend is still on WoW

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Uramonkey 11

Wouldn't you much rather taste your girlfriend's lipstick? She is your GIRLFRIEND after all...

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

I'm really hoping that was sarcasm.. Otherwise, maybe you should taste a new flavor of chapstick.. Called foot up your ass..

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AppleJuiceBox 10

#4: Wtf is wrong with you??

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rocker_chick105 31

Sad excuse in my opinion, lipstick can taste like shit.

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Steve95401 49

But lip gloss is flavored and can taste very nice.

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rocker_chick105 31

40- this is true. Lip gloss can taste great. I don't know many lipsticks that taste good.

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samaraperez 7

yeah if he wanted to tast it he cudda licked tha tube it came in.

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lishabear 21

#6 - This is off topic, but what the heck are you trying to say in your profile description?

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vballgirly28 16

She seems like the best friend ever! Not. Sorry OP you deserve better.

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Pinkgal123 24

Nice one, 49. She isn't a friend if she's willing to do something like that, he's no better, leave, and start new relationships.

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Zen_Mei 17

Test your kicking and slapping skills by connecting your leg to his nuts and your hands to her face

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rich443 22

or maybe more nonviolent and mature solution to the situation would be to walk away and put then out her life

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Dracoboxer357 35

24- While walking away is of course more mature and nonviolent, sometimes, nothing quite conveys that emotional hurt like a full tilt crotch stomp to the offending party. :P Not always or often, but still . ;)

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Voqab 3

I find it so funny da stupid excuses people come up with for cheating

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IloveToLaugh143 21

Come on now. You're a grown man and you're using "da" instead of "the"?

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