Students and Work: Indiana Jones in the making

Indiana Jones in the making

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I received a panicked email from one of my university students on my course on Russian history, stating that he'd "always thought Stalin was fake, like the moon landing." FML

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whatcase 16

Friday 30 January 2015 17:08

How did he make it onto a university?

thes7274473 19

Friday 30 January 2015 17:07

I weep for humanity

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Jhk9000 23

Sunday 1 February 2015 1:22

Well he got one thing right. The moonlanding bring fake.

rabbitstew45 4

Sunday 1 February 2015 1:29

FHL.

Puffpie 24

Sunday 1 February 2015 22:26

I'm russian!

Facing_reality 3

Monday 2 February 2015 5:01

more like F his life

733yoda_fml 19

Saturday 11 July 2015 16:22

Stalin is fake, just like the Greeks and Romans.

Raz346 12

Friday 25 September 2015 7:54

Exactly, Stalin is as fake as the moon landing -_- like cmon dude XD

TheLynx_fml 20

Tuesday 24 November 2015 2:06

Autism speaks. It's time to listen.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 1 July 2016 22:19

It seems like almost everything is a conspiracy theory.

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 3 August 2023 1:18

This is why education is important!

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

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Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

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Today, my boss told me to stop giving work to our college intern because it's an embarrassment to have someone who hasn't finished college working for him. This is the same boss who constantly brags about being a high school drop out. FML

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Today, my mom, who is a huge Batman fan, is still weepy and talking non-stop about Kevin Conroy, as she has been for the past two weeks. After three days it was starting to get excessive; now I think I'm going mad like the Joker. FML

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Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML

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Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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