Isn't that, like, a crime?

By notkatvond - 19/06/2013 18:46 - United States

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Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay for his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happens to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML
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RedFox12 7

Tattoo a penis on him.

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emeraldisle 30

Looks like he won't be her boyfriend for very long. What an arsehole.

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rokolodo 10

Well are you? It sounds like you're thinking about it.

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mintymandy 11

It's still not a good idea, even with longevity. I got a tat commemorating my then-spouse after two kids and 16 years...we split up four years later, he was too much of a douche.

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lienaa 3

Don't tell her. People need to make their own mistakes, no matter how dumb they are. You'll otherwise get blamed for the breakup.

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acerredrum 23

Wow, you're a humongous bitch. Would you let someone walk out in front of a car with out trying to warn them? Letting someone make their own mistakes doesn't mean you don't warn them first. It means you let them make their own decisions after you warn them. Also, you wouldn't tell someone because you wouldn't want to be blamed for the break up? That is incredibly petty and selfish. You'd let someone go through a very difficult to to fix procedure and allow them to be continuously cheated on because you don't want to be blamed. You are a slime ball.

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jannatanelle 5

#87 What is the need for name calling? walking out in front of a car is something some one would do on accident yet knowing the stigmas of tatting your BoyFriends name on your body and CHOOSING to do so is a far cry from a pedestrian not seeing a motor vehicle. and I'm not sure if anyone's ever been through anything like this but telling her may turn out great and they may become Bestys after but the truth is it typically ends up Op tells girlfriend about boyfriends proposition ( which is Another thing I get it he tried to have sex with her but does that mean he's a consistently cheating slime ball you would never know she obviously didn't accept so it obviously never happened once that you know of yet all of a sudden he's a known cheater with multiple partners??). girlfriend doesn't like what she hears and refuses to believe her confronts boyfriend who denies now OPs the liar and any time spent together with will be awkward and best friendship between males ruined. either way you slice it op has to look out for herself first and who knows if ops boyfriend would even believe her?! it is after all his best friend right

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liss0711 10

Anyone in a service profession is going to give the customer what they want as long as it isn't something they could lose their job for doing. If you don't give the customer what they want, they won't come back and they will tell others that this place won't do what you want them to, so potentially you are losing multiple customers. Unless you have already made it in your field, then you can turn down customers, because there are 20 other people who would jump for a chance to take their place.

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worldclassrager 39

This might not be the best job you're getting taken advantage of...I have not been to one tattoo parlor with out security cameras for quality clips...maybe you can show her a clip so things get broken off without you getting thrown under the bus by him later...

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Pesticides 19

getting a tat for your kid is different because they can't un relate themselves from you

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WonkeyDonkey 10

It's starting to sound more and more like Jerry Springer LOL

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