Inked out

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
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hhheather 0

FYL for having a ***** for a girlfriend, but it's not his place to tell you she was cheating.

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mona_is_here 10

It's business, nothing personal, son.

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RTRbryant 0

doesnt wanna lose business from DIS DICK

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isabella3 0

your comments have nothing to do with #1's comment.

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

dont bitch it was tatto artist confidentiality. people will spill the beans to anyone that's got you strapped to a chair with a needle in hand.

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dudenextdoor 0

as I was reading this FML, I was thinking the tattoo artist would turn out to be the 'ex boyfriend'

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tooGee24 0

52, I thought that too as I read. but the outcome turned out to be funny lol sucks for op doe

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banananut 0

11, put a shirt on. thanks.

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banananut 0

11, put a shirt on. thanks.

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PoopTrainDix 0

why does it say, "he told me'... he didn't tel me'"

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SpookyDeeCat 0

Thats what I want to know. It does suck that he had to find out from his tattoo guy, but...I am so confused.

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christinamarie17 29

#124 and 126, not too bright huh? The artist told OP after OP already found out about the gf cheating. When OP said "he didn't tell me" OP meant the artist didn't tell him before OP knew the truth.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

OP was covering up her name. He and the ex got "matching" tattoos, but she got hers in Sanskrit. OP thought it was his name, but it was really her other boyfriend's. That's how the artist knew. Shame on you, hypothetically capitalistic and unethical tattoo artist. Shame. ò.ó

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PaintTheStars 2

42 where the hell does it say that? op could be getting a tattoo resembling a née chapter of his life or something. not nessecaairily a name tatoo coverup. maybe op and his now ex gf went together to get tattoos.

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azim2424 0

HOLY FUGGIN SHIT 47 YOUR UGLIER THEN ROSIE O'DONNEL

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maphineRAWRS 10

that would suck finding out like that. sorry opp!

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mona_is_here 10

It's business, nothing personal, son.

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mona_is_here 10

I imagined the intonation when you speak these two phrases and it made me smile! :D

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Alesana_Love 0

YDI for dating a *****

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mona_is_here 10

Pfft, stereotypes:) 6 is SMEXY :P

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Alesana_Love 0

YDI for having a fake picture thanks 46

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AlternaBarbie 0

Do you just come on here to be a bitch? because you're bad at it.

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mona_is_here 10

57, I use the Monroe not for the 'sexiness', I wear it to make the distance between my nose and upper lip seem narrower, until I get the surgery. Questions?

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mona_is_here 10

64 FTW! :) Ah, get prepared for another 'witty' comment from our miss little bitchie.

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AlternaBarbie 0

LOOOOOOOOL. I wasn't trying to insult you, I was stating the obvious. btw, I think you look like a fox with monroe, 67. :]

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mona_is_here 10

70, I'm sorry I don't get it if it's a compliment or an insult...

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AlternaBarbie 0

I was commenting her and complimenting you. :]

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mona_is_here 10

Thank you, AlternaBarbie! You're quite cute yourself! :)

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mona_is_here 10

76, if you wouldn't be such a bitch, I'd compliment you too. Because you're far from ugly.

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isabella3 0

how is that being a bitch? I'm just joking around.

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mona_is_here 10

79, haha okay, I like you :) NOT in a lesbian way lol

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starile 19

Do you guys mind please keeping your private conversations to yourselves? That's what private messages are for, so please just stick to the FML.

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isabella3 0

that's so weird 86... why don't you STFU.

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mona_is_here 10

86, have you ever considered the opportunity that FML has mobile versions which aren't provided with PM option? I'm on my iPhone and I can't send or read any PMs. Now what 87 said, stfu.

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ccook85 0

Just to throw my 2 cents in here..all 3 of you girls are pretty damn attractive

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starile 19

87 and 90, what's with all the hostility? I was asking nicely.

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10mileswid3 0

I think you look sexy with that monroe ;):)

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mona_is_here 10

97, I'm sorry if my reply seemed hostile to you, I didn't mean it! But you already know the reason we can't have our convos in private.

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Freeze_fml 16

You can use PMs on an iPhone. It's called Safari.

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mona_is_here 10

103, Safari is just the same Internet browser. And I don't want to jump from Safari to the app and vice versa. Neither does anyone, it's inconvenient.

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mona_is_here 10

What happened to isabella3? Did she get banned? :(

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sillybabee 3

FYL, that's really suckish, sorry dear((:

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hhheather 0

FYL for having a ***** for a girlfriend, but it's not his place to tell you she was cheating.

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FYLDeep 25

That tattoo artist is a jerk. He's going to make his fellow tattoo artists lose the "moral authority" image. I mean if you can't trust a tattoo artist can you really trust anyone?

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starile 19

What? He's a tattoo artist, not a psychologist. There is no "doctor/patient confidentiality." If your secrets got spilled bc you told them to your tattoo artist, then YDI for assuming so.

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FYLDeep 25

Right over your head...

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starile 19

Aw :( I'm sorry if your tattoo artist is the only person you can trust in your life. I take back what I said.

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starile 19

HAH You're right. Right over my head LOL Sorry, but sarcasm doesn't always manifest the way it's intended online ;) as we see ever so often on FML comments.

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caliangel 0

Hahaha!! And ya what did he expect his tattoo artist to tell him? it's not his business in the first place sheesh

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jumper1984 0

hey #7 nice hot FAKE picture I think I could lose a family of 5 in those big fake ******* ohhhh yeah

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mona_is_here 10

she's changed her userpic like five times within a few hours

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