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By FML Videos - 28/08/2018 19:30

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Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 28 August 2018 23:28

LMFAO I used fire crackers on my little brother once when he wouldn't get up for school 😂

devi_916 39

Wednesday 29 August 2018 15:27

I would hurt someone that woke me up like this. lol. I am by no means a morning person.

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Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 28 August 2018 23:28

LMFAO I used fire crackers on my little brother once when he wouldn't get up for school 😂

adelaine782002 17

Wednesday 29 August 2018 4:53

My parents would bang pots and pans together to get us up. 😖

devi_916 39

Wednesday 29 August 2018 15:27

I would hurt someone that woke me up like this. lol. I am by no means a morning person.

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