Embarrassing, Parents and Dad jokes: It's fine, I'll walk

It's fine, I'll walk

By assholedad - 11/02/2015 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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By alanh69 - 26/08/2014 19:12 - United States - Woodward

Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML

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By Smoothskin - 19/09/2013 21:18 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML

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By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By RyanM - 10/03/2010 15:00 - France

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 21:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML

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My little boy

By stubble - 13/11/2009 06:26 - Canada

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

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By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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You deserved it 2 417

By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 21:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML

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unidentifieduser 23

Thursday 12 February 2015 0:03

Your dad is parenting the right way.

RustlingSoul 26

Thursday 12 February 2015 0:03

Is your dad screwing with you? If so, your dad's awesome!

Comments

GrimShade 3

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:53

idk if im wrong or not, but id probably be more pissed at the students, and stand up for my dad...

berkeleyjake 13

Thursday 12 February 2015 11:14

never tell a man to shave his beard, you are a horrible person

chrishaaansen 13

Thursday 12 February 2015 11:21

shut your biatch ass up! no one tells a man to shave his beard, it's the source of all his knowledge and masculinity!

Mr_Saikaly 35

Thursday 12 February 2015 11:32

you don't have the right to ask him to shave it

graphicstyle7 17

Thursday 12 February 2015 12:48

The sooner you stop worrying so much about what other people think, the cooler you will be. The cooler you will be, the happier you will be. Why? Because you don't waste your time thinking you can read people's minds, and then fretting about it and bugging other people to conform to your fears.

superspooky 13

Thursday 12 February 2015 15:56

Your dad can do whatever he wants with his facial hair. don't like it? Then take the bus, walk, or get a ride with someone else. Time to grow up and not let petty high school shit bug you.