It's fine, I'll walk

By assholedad - 11/02/2015 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
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RustlingSoul 26

Is your dad screwing with you? If so, your dad's awesome!

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ecascio2010 9

How does this even get published? It's just a freaking mustache... Nothing big.

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annarcheer 19

Why care so much what people think? Your dad can do whatever he wants hes a grown man.

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mrtonyanderson 20

You should have more respect for your dad, it's his body not yours.

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Llama_Face89 33

Your dad is the man!

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snazzymcwho 21

Who gives a crap what a bunch of judgemental teenagers think? Count yourself lucky you have a dad who loves you enough to give you daily rides to school. :)

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scottyboy417 19

If your dad's beard is all you're getting made fun of for then congratulations you're ahead of most people in school who get laughed at for stupid stuff. Besides beards are awesome!

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creepyclowntown 10

your dad sounds great and someday you will understand his humor, especially when you become a parent.Be grateful to have such a great dad, mine died way too early and I wish he was around to embarrass me

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@56, This made me really sad :( I'm so sorry for your loss. I know it probably wasn't recent, but still. People don't realize that time is something you can never get back. And once someone is gone, all you have left are the memories you were fortunate enough to make in that time spent together. That's why I grew out of being "embarrassed" by my parents really early. By the time I was about 13-14 I was over the whole walking-ahead-of-them-in-public thing. I still give my parents hugs every time I see them, and when we are out in public together too. Someday, all I'll have is how it was. And I'm gonna make it good times. OP, you could learn something from 56. If I were your Dad, I'd feign an apology to you. And then buy you a bus ticket as your new transportation. Then excitedly tell you that you no longer had to be embarrassed of my beard. But his trollin' way was way more awsm.

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jairienfaite 20

Spoiled kid... One day you will be proud of your dad's beard and will laugh about it. And one day... you will miss that beard.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@57, Yeah, trufax. People don't realize that time is something you can never get back. And once someone is gone, all you have left are the memories you were fortunate enough to make in that time spent together. Kids act like school is literally their whole world. And the people in it are all that matter. Little do they know that those same people, (or most at least) they'll probably never see again after Graduation Day. And there's a whole other reality and world out there.

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