Fight and Health: It wasn't me!

It wasn't me!

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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You deserved it 2 728

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By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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You deserved it 2 688

By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 046

By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 931

By loserman - 29/04/2014 22:40 - United States - Frisco

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML

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You deserved it 3 781

By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 17:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML

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You deserved it 3 602

By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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You deserved it 2 123

By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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You deserved it 3 142

By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 1 962

Great help

By got got - 30/01/2020 14:00

Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML

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You deserved it 312

Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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You deserved it 335

rachelfromtarget 14

Monday 16 March 2015 0:19

idk why people think beating up the other man/women is an appropriate response to their partner cheating on them.

cakefete2 30

Monday 16 March 2015 0:08

Your brother is a jerk. Maybe you and the guy who mistakenly beat you could teach him some manners.

Comments

keyofdestiny13 24

Monday 16 March 2015 1:48

This reminds me of an episode of Two and a Half Men

toxxickittyy 19

Monday 16 March 2015 1:59

I hope you called the police on his and pressed charges. He can't just go around assaulting people just because his gf is cheating on him.

TheGatekeeper43 8

Monday 16 March 2015 3:06

Press charges

ShadowGenius 12

Monday 16 March 2015 3:31

That sucks, but unfortunately it's how a lot of guys react. Not saying it's right or justified

tiggerdoc 14

Monday 16 March 2015 3:51

Bros before hos? He isn't much of a bro but she seems really good at her part....?

jerome72 14

Monday 16 March 2015 3:52

your brother owes you big time, bud FYL for sure

janfleury 19

Monday 16 March 2015 4:25

He is a jerk! I think it my be time for him to find a new place (or you which ever is easier). Good luck op.

uhohitslisa2 20

Monday 16 March 2015 4:55

That really sucks! I hope you're okay!

PurpleLover20 11

Monday 16 March 2015 4:59

if i was you since your bro is such a jerk you should call up the guy who beat you up and explain to him and tell him where your brother is at so he can get the beating i know that sounds horrible but if i had brother who was a jerk after i took the beating he was suppose to take i would do it.