Fight and Health: It wasn't me!

It wasn't me!

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 872

You deserved it 2 728

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By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 582

You deserved it 2 688

By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 967

You deserved it 5 046

By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 765

You deserved it 3 931

By loserman - 29/04/2014 22:40 - United States - Frisco

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 796

You deserved it 3 781

By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 17:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 608

You deserved it 3 602

By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 334

You deserved it 2 123

By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 120

You deserved it 3 142

By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 048

You deserved it 1 962

Great help

By got got - 30/01/2020 14:00

Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 338

You deserved it 312

Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 140

You deserved it 335

rachelfromtarget 14

Monday 16 March 2015 0:19

idk why people think beating up the other man/women is an appropriate response to their partner cheating on them.

cakefete2 30

Monday 16 March 2015 0:08

Your brother is a jerk. Maybe you and the guy who mistakenly beat you could teach him some manners.

Comments

cakefete2 30

Monday 16 March 2015 0:08

Your brother is a jerk. Maybe you and the guy who mistakenly beat you could teach him some manners.

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 16 March 2015 4:26

I hope you're not twins. That could be a reason he thought you were him...

dubleduke 11

Monday 16 March 2015 12:11

Agreed. Tell the man what happened then offer to help him

MaT30123 19

Monday 16 March 2015 22:42

They're still family so no

TallMist 32

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:36

Just because they're family doesn't mean they're not jackasses.

cactusprick 19

Monday 16 March 2015 0:08

Your bother is a dick for not owning up to what he did and for letting you get beat. Hope you get some kind of an apology OP.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 16 March 2015 4:08

His brother wasn't even there to be able to stop the guy, if he was so inclined.

Grenith 21

Monday 16 March 2015 0:09

kick his ass, then kick his ass out.

Miss_Whipped 43

Monday 16 March 2015 1:16

I agree. Let's play the telephone game, except with ass-whoopings instead of silly phrases.

Clayton87 13

Monday 16 March 2015 1:57

I like the way you think

NotPatSajak 11

Monday 16 March 2015 0:09

I'd beat the crap of my brother if he didnt ask if I was ok.

norpedo 16

Monday 16 March 2015 0:09

Your brother sounds like a babe

150493x 29

Monday 16 March 2015 10:05

And then you'd friend zone the nicer brother.

EatUrGreens 20

Monday 16 March 2015 10:26

#77 It's called irony, Jesus Christ...

Ashd09 30

Monday 16 March 2015 16:18

79. It's actually called sarcasm. Very poor sarcasm at that.

wildgenius 13

Monday 16 March 2015 17:09

This wasn't funny.

150493x 29

Monday 16 March 2015 18:24

My bad #79 that I didn't pick up on the sarcasm. I'll try harder next time.

norpedo 16

Friday 20 March 2015 4:22

Guys relax, it really was just poor sarcasm lol

rayman173 2

Monday 16 March 2015 0:11

Wow....peoole today are so shitty it's appalling

rayman173 2

Monday 16 March 2015 14:58

people

_kyleG_ 34

Monday 16 March 2015 0:15

Maybe you should demonstrate what happened on your oh-so-caring brother

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 16 March 2015 0:16

So a whole system of fuckups happened today

hard_candy 25

Monday 16 March 2015 4:54

haha, that and this entire site.

kdm_km1 19

Monday 16 March 2015 0:17

Well you can't really blame him for being Awesome...

apineapple 40

Monday 16 March 2015 2:47

There is nothing awesome about sleeping with another guy's girl, let alone having someone else take a beating for something they didn't do.

hard_candy 25

Monday 16 March 2015 4:56

#9, I don't even wanna know what kind of fools you idolize and look up to.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Monday 16 March 2015 22:49

you're 30 and still think that way.. you might need to re-evaluate your morals dude.

cutycat136 28

Monday 16 March 2015 0:18

Maybe he was worried at first until her realized, oh shit. He did this to you and you weren't even the right guy. What the hell is this guy gonna do to me if he gets ahold of me?