Fight and Health: It wasn't me!

It wasn't me!

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 931

By loserman - 29/04/2014 22:40 - United States - Frisco

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 17:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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You deserved it 3 142

By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 1 962

Great help

By got got - 30/01/2020 14:00

Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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rachelfromtarget 14

Monday 16 March 2015 0:19

idk why people think beating up the other man/women is an appropriate response to their partner cheating on them.

cakefete2 30

Monday 16 March 2015 0:08

Your brother is a jerk. Maybe you and the guy who mistakenly beat you could teach him some manners.

Comments

DecisiveBull 9

Monday 16 March 2015 9:18

Throw him to the dogs.

lmt0115 1

Monday 16 March 2015 10:17

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kct101 18

Monday 16 March 2015 11:18

sounds like a jerk

MandySkittles 18

Monday 16 March 2015 13:41

I've never understood why people don't blame their partner for cheating.. They were the ones that were in a relationship and were intimate outside it. Most times they're really the only guilty party anyway - the person they cheated with can have no idea they were committed. Guy who beat you up is an idiot OP, if your brother knows the chick please contact the police and file assault charges.

SmiffLah 13

Monday 16 March 2015 13:47

Took one for ya bro dude

rmllavaneras 19

Monday 16 March 2015 14:21

Being "the other one" is bad *if* you know you are "the other one." If you don't, you're just as much a victim as the one who's getting cheated on. If you do know that you're the one who the other person's cheating with, you're a total douche. However, that doesn't give anyone the right to kick your ass. Anyway, restraining order and/or law suit. And punch your brother in the face.