I had a professor who loved to tell stories about her cat, Archimedes, rather than actually teach us mathematics. I feel your pain.

Last year in grade eight, I had a supply teacher who gave us irrelevant speeches. He began with giving us a lesson on a topic we were learning about (Being a Global Citizen), but then told us that our generation is horrible and we just use phones and have sex. He then said how successful his son is.

I had a lecturer like that. He spent a whole semester talking about advertising of chocolate biscuits and when it came time for the exam he had to pass every one in the class cause he never taught us anything. I don't think teachers know how to teach anymore. Sorry you have a moron as a teacher. But I think cats are great. So yay for the cat stories.

"Will we be tested on this?"

hopefully he gives a test on Jeremy and you pass it.

Preposterous! Who would ever name a cat Jeremy?!

That sucks. Sounds like people are assholes. Well get a hotel room and start searching. Maybe one by yourself. Good luck.

Are his test questions like "If Jeremy was 21 pounds on Tuesday, and he ate 10 8 ounce cans of food, and then pooped twice, how much will he weigh Wednesday morning?"

Had a couple of teachers like that in high school. Oddly enough all of them were english/literature teachers.

Your teacher sounds awesome.