Jesus is my social media manager

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML
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sarahlove281 4

You've got to be ******* kidding me. This is where she has her priorities? You seriously need to talk with her.

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goodgood_fml 5

The last thing we need is another fake Christian.

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ludzidocelowych 4

The last thing we need is another delusional Christian, period.

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DeprivedPegasus 1

If Christians were more accepting of others, people wouldn't feel the need to lie in order to fit in.

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lidget 5

66- As a science student, I keep quiet about my Christianity because if I didn't, I'd be figuratively attacked for believing in God. Lack of acceptance comes from both sides.

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stoptrying 9

While true, it's is unfortunately MUCH more prevalent on one side.

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limitedition 25

Don't worry about her religious path. Worry about your own. If we all did this there would be a lot fewer problems in the world.

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CrookedCook 14

except that is not a viable religious/spiritual path at all. it's like joining a sport because you just want to wear the uniform.

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ineslovescats 5

Well, people will do almost anything to get some likes... It's worse on Instagram.

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panakuukanap 0

how dare she belive in something thats not real

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redmane 21

You, sir or mam, are a douche. I'm atheist but do you really think you're being productive?

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MuggleBornSquib 4

Thats such a stupid reason.

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metalhead4740 14

Ah, once more destroying my faith in society. Well played FML, well played...

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chosha_fml 26

Tell her posts on atheism get way more responses.

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The_F3rris 11

It truly is a dawn of a new age.

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