Jesus is my social media manager

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML
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sarahlove281 4

You've got to be ******* kidding me. This is where she has her priorities? You seriously need to talk with her.

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slick5880 22

If those things didn't exist, no one could get 100,000 likes in a day unless they talked about cancer.

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jezane 9

Or boobs... 100,000 likes may be given for boobs every day. No one can argue that.

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slick5880 22

Boobs are in the same category as bacon. If you don't like those, you might not be human.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Sometimes I grab my boobs because, well…I can! Who doesn't like boobs?! Even women like boobs. Although I'm not entirely sure why. I've asked a few guys why they like boobs so much, and the best reply I have ever gotten was, "Because they're there! If you had a hand growing out of your forehead, we'd want to shake it!"

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annie_nk 22

29 - They're the perfect toy! So jiggly and they can't break! I play with mine too sometimes :P

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Cowboy1986 4

If I could thumb his up 1000000 times I would

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broseph_joseph 5

29 and 33- That's when I wish I was a girl.

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Sigilwen 24

Tell her to post kittens and puppys.

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jezane 9

2- Is that a legitimate question or did you stop thinking and just want to have a comment up top?

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sarahlove281 4

You've got to be ******* kidding me. This is where she has her priorities? You seriously need to talk with her.

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gc327072 30

A likewhore in the making. LYK DIS IF U CRIE LYK EVERYTIEM!

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WritingWrongs 8

Yes, what an attention *****... Kind of like those people who make up fml's just to get posted.

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CanCann 16

Seriously? You guys have the nerve to talk about priorities and knowledge when you don't have enough of either to reply without all of the cursing and negativity? I hope you plan on attending the same classes you recommended for OP's daughter.

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WeAreRisen 6

64 - By "all the cursing", I assume you mean each post's one usage of the word "*****". That's hardly enough to warrant that phrase, especially when used as "attention *****"...

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Crlnprz 11

Cussing doesn't exactly show how much knowledge you have. It can depending on how you use the words.

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Meme1988 18

She can post about the kids in africa(and donate) and get lots of likes, better right?

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Nekogami 14

I love your picture. So pretty! On topic : I agree. Sappy humanitarian statuses are better. :-)

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Yousuck24 21

It's funny how people think Facebook likes are important. All these "1 like = 1 punch", etc posts are annoying. I wish they would stop.

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annie_nk 22

Likes for positive, uplifting posts shared to just your friends have merit. But yeah. The "1 like =" is just as annoying as "share if you agree!!".

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jezane 9

Do you think those "for every like I'll give $5 to charity" statuses are legit? Would the user live up to his word?

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KMtheDrummer 6

The worst is "1 like=1 respect." What the hell is a respect? Can I buy them wholesale?

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flockz 19

what is this Facebook you speak of?

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Posthuman 26

It's a mind controlling slave driver led by Internet demon Mark Zuckerburg

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KiddNYC1O 20

9- The Facebook I knew was the one where you needed a college email to register. Now they have this thing where everybody and their grandma gets on, literally. Oh and don't worry, within a year or so that same comment will be thumbed up.

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PhishloverA 14

#9 it's god book

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khaayotic 16

It's like the 'annoying Facebook girl' meme, but worse. "LIKE THIS IF U LUV GOD AS MUCH AS I DO. LOL!!!"

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annie_nk 22

omg yes!! "SHARE IF U LUV GOD!! IGNORE IF U LUV SATIN!!!" (I spelled Satan wrong on purpose.)

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mfischer 17

34 - Your profile picture makes me want to rescind my vote this year.

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Yourheadache 19

"like to show respect" I ******* hate that.

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gc327072 30

He would do a combination of Tebow-ing and facepalming.

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BunchieRules 31

Either your daughter wants to meet new Christian friends, she thinks a large number of Facebook likes will increase her chances of getting into her newly-discovered heaven, or she's really desperate for attention. I'm going with the latter.

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