Intimacy, Sex and Awkward: Jumping the gun

Jumping the gun

By Jenna - 12/10/2020 02:02

Today, my boyfriend of one week kissed my stomach and began speaking to our "baby." We haven't had sex yet. In fact, I'm still a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 140

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Same thing different taste

By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 04:10 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I tried to hold my new boyfriend's hand while on a date. He let go quickly though, letting me know that we aren't at "that stage" of the relationship yet. We've been having sex for two weeks now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 107

You deserved it 5 860

By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

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You deserved it 4 984

Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 6 969

By Mini-wanker - 18/10/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 8 866

By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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You deserved it 4 244

By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 978

You deserved it 7 356

By Applelover012 - 08/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML

I agree, your life sucks 92 458

You deserved it 8 473

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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You deserved it 48 847

Chazzster 28

Monday 12 October 2020 4:50

Make sure you get on birth control ASAP. He intends to make you pregnant if you stay together. That’s not a good idea.

tounces7 27

Monday 12 October 2020 2:46

So, tone matters here, he's either really creepy, or he was just joking around.

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tounces7 27

Monday 12 October 2020 2:46

So, tone matters here, he's either really creepy, or he was just joking around.

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Monday 19 October 2020 8:34

Bruh his tone could be the lightest friendliest shit but unless she made a food baby joke right before this ain’t good no matter what. Lol

RichardPencil 30

Monday 12 October 2020 4:07

He's just talking to your uterus, trying to curry favor with it. Also, he's seeing if it's a suitable place to deposit his seed. Seems totally normal.

Chazzster 28

Monday 12 October 2020 4:50

Make sure you get on birth control ASAP. He intends to make you pregnant if you stay together. That’s not a good idea.

Chandl3r 9

Monday 12 October 2020 17:27

Someone else in the comments mentioned context and I complete agree with them, I'm ADHD/Aspergers and I even know that that's either a joke, or such a red flag you gotta GTFO there faster than road runner.

John Raymond Matheney 6

Monday 12 October 2020 20:11

if it's a joke it's a bad one, if it's not he's either stupid or spends alot of time outside your window with his pants down, either way walk away

Fata Morgana 1029 9

Tuesday 13 October 2020 20:06

Run like hell. This is NOT normal. This is NOT okay. And for the love of God, do NOT sleep with this creeper.

soniles 7

Wednesday 14 October 2020 6:43

On response to everyone else's comments, I would personally just say to talk to the guy. If he sees children in his foreseeable future, discuss that. Explain your side of things, whether or not you want them now or later if at all. If you're thinking about a relationship with him, it's definitely worth talking about. Communication is the key to everything.