Just a prank, son!

By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Wtf is his problem? OP that's more than screwed up! I hope you two had a chat or a flung bucket to straighten it out.

may have to check, but he might be a fan of buckethead

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So, I suggest taking a razor blade and undo the stitching in the backside of his favorite pants. Enough that they won't rip until he bends down. he wants to be nasty OP let him have it! He won't know it was you. Lol

bargarlm 2

Were you throwing up after reading the FML about the baby rats too..?

this is when you take your sick bucket and dump it on his head when he least expects it.

He's a bastard! But he's still your dad.

I'm sorry but that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's like the cake for the birthday kid. FYL and get him back somehow but admit it's funny:)

Really? Having your head stuffed into a bucket of VOMIT is the same thing as having your faced smushed into a birthday cake? You're really messed up.

Cake makes me vomit. So in some ways it is relative. Also... Ever heard of a thing called showering? I do it on a regular basis and if I get dirty any other time I just hop in. When I climb out I'm magically clean. So yeah I might be messed up. But it's fixable. Dumbass

SO THAT'S WHAT YOU HUMANS USE BUCKETS FOR? WHAT TE HELL?