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Just a prank, son!

By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML

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By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

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By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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By justhelpful - 02/07/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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Jaxx66 21

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:53

Wtf is his problem? OP that's more than screwed up! I hope you two had a chat or a flung bucket to straighten it out.

Pentium_4 27

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:54

may have to check, but he might be a fan of buckethead

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cherryllollo 7

Wednesday 11 January 2012 18:08

maybe op is a 15 year old kid who was puking cuz he was drunk/hungover. punishment.

Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:13

Puking is the punishment!

missy73 3

Wednesday 11 January 2012 18:24

Hmmm the whole reason I don't have a dad, seems they r just wankers ;)

at1325 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 18:28

I don't understand when parents do this kinda asshole shit to their children. I don't get it when people do it in general, but particularly parents because parents should naturally love their children and feel the need to protect them.

abiii97x 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 18:33

That's just nasty ;p xx

jerry2011 4

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:21

Are you sure that's your dad? No dad would do that to his kid......

AmyAgel 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:48

That sucks.....that sounds like something my Daddy would do!!!

terranman 4

Wednesday 11 January 2012 20:53

Pics or it didn't happen.

AliCat18 12

Wednesday 11 January 2012 20:54

That's ******* disgusting! I would of poured the bucket of puke over his head while he was asleep! see how he likes that! OP and #100 amyagel, you both need to get your fathers some councling!

night_ryder13 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 21:13

What a douche!

terranman 4

Wednesday 11 January 2012 21:16

Pics or it didn't happen.

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