Kinda awkward

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 257
You deserved it 37 892

Same thing different taste

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There's only one reason a condom comes off prematurely. One little reason. One very LITTLE reason.

sassypants93 17

Sounds like you are too young if you have to call your mom to go to the emergency room..

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Well you were going to have to tell your mom sooner or later... But in that situation it must've really sucked FYL

I'm still confused as to why his condom would come off. everyone can't wear magnums.

RedPillSucks 31

He probably did buy them a bit large to pump up his ego.

Magnums and made to fit the average guy for a little self esteem boost

PerditaDessa 38

I've had sex where the condom's come off before because it broke or the guy was in too much of a hurry to get it on and didn't do it properly.

justmeCee 16

Is it possible that your boyfriend didn't even put on the condom in the first place? When they are pulling out, supposed to hold the base of the penis so condom does not fall off. I suggest you get that morning after pill, go get checked out for stds, and wait until your both adults to be doing things that adults do, otherwise you might end up setting yourself up for a very difficult life.

Definitely this. If they're not even old enough to drive, they're way too young to be having sex.

so you missed the whole "it was in the sheets" part, didn't you?

By your logic, EVERYONE has a car and license at 16. You know its not uncommon for 18 year olds to have no car/license.

justmeCee 16

No. Didn't miss 'it's in the sheets' part, but seems likely that the kid had the condom on and took it off during, or had pretended to put it on and she believed him it was on. Obviously these kids are not ready to be having sex. I just hope for OPs sake that she's not preggo or got an std.

ileenefudge 29

In my opinion if you are old enough for sex you should be old enough to say the word pregnant.. Prego is the name of a sauce and there is a difference between bearing a child and sauce. But maybe that's just me that doesn't like it when people say prego when they mean getting or are pregnant.

so if you have a licence and a car then you're old enough to have sex? I should really tell my 37 year old licence-less teacher that he is too young to be having sex then

Your license-less teacher is old enough to drive. Never getting a license doesn't magically freeze your age.

exactly! so maybe op is old enough to drive but just never got her licence

justmeCee 16

I get it what your trying to say, but just sounds like an excuse for you to make a bitchy comment and nit pick. Obviously you and probably everyone else knew what I meant when I said the word preggo instead of the word pregnant. I think you should get your panties out of the knot and troll someone else's comments. And how is it that by me saying preggo would make you be confused about spaghetti sauce? Just dumb.

Epikouros 31

Well, kudos for at least trying to use a condom, instead of lowering the population's average IQ.

You should have been able to know it wasn't there by having a quick feel around, your womb can't eat it...

I know. So many women think their vaginas are like a bottomless pit. But I hear stories about women losing their tampons in themselves all the time and I can't figure out how they can't feel around for it?

I know! If you go to the doctor saying there's something stuck up there they will literally just whack a pair of gloves on and try and grab it with their fingers anyway so you may as well just save everyone's time and try and do it yourself and only go to a doctor if you're certain there's something there and you definitely can't grab it yourself

RedPillSucks 31

@Enslaved. I picture some girl fishing in there and pulling out all sorts of things. Like a magic hat.... Condom,..., tampons,..., my phone!!! my watch!!!

Haha great, now I'm picturing that "check for more" double check commercial. I'd hate to think any bush looked like that curly haired boy's did. :P

50- Short fingers + awkward angle = the case of the missing tampon

Must be some pretty short fingers to not be able to feel a tampon in your ******... They're normally only about 3 inches long

Next, I would advise you to make sure you have the right size...

Wondering if your bf even really put it on, or just pretended to since you'd have felt it on him or in you while trying to find it with your fingers...don't be surprised if you end up pregnant...I gave you a YDI for #1: being too young for sex & #2: being naive enough to believe he was wearing the condom to begin with (they only "fall off" if they're too big for the penis they were actually put on), might I suggest you put a "finger cot" on him yourself if you intend on continuing underage sex

There are so many stupid assumptions here I don't know where to begin. You have no idea if they are too young. OP could be a grown woman still living with her parents. And if they found the condom in the sheets, it certainly sounds like it was used but fell off.

All these assumptions everyone is making are so annoying. Not everyone is able to drive as soon as they're old enough for their licence. OP might be 18, or even over 18, for all you know. Also I find it annoying how so many people seem to think that people who choose to have sex underage are "stupid". I've been having sex since I was 15, and no bad consequences have ever come of it because I'm careful. Went a bit off topic there but you get my point

I love how everyone assumes op and her boyfriend are underage. for all we know she could be 18+, living with her parents because she can't afford a place of her own and either can't drive or both her and the boyfriend were freaking out too much to be able to drive safely and didn't tell her mom she's sexually active because the state of her virginity is none of her mom's business. I highly doubt it would be a fun conversation "yea mom. Tom popped my cherry so I'm not a virgin. what's for dinner?" so stop judging. it's annoying

I'm assuming they didn't climax, in which case it's not likely she would be pregnant.

152. wow. so if you don't climax you can't fall pregnant? precum has sperm cells too, so whether he shot ALL of his load or not, she could have still gotten pregnant

next time do check the proper gearing of condom before sex

This fml screams underage. Mom had to drive, mom didn't know you had sex, you still live with your mom, etc. If I were your mom I'd be drinking a bottle of wine with breakfast.

mom had to drive: op is of age and doesn't have a licence or op was too stressed to drive mom doesn't know they're having sex: it's none of mom's business op still lives at home: living on your own is expensive

TheDrifter 23

His condom fell off before he even got in? That poor, poor little fellow. Perhaps the problem will solve itself by the time he finishes puberty, but don't hold your breath for that, OP.