Kinky

By GnatEater - 07/09/2018 15:00

Today, I made a horrific discovery; the months-long gnat epidemic in my spotlessly clean home has been emanating from my coffee pot. They've been procreating inside it all this time. I use it every day. FML
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AzrielB 8

Today, while I was taking care of my children, boiling water fell from the sky and killed almost my entire family, we will have to repopulate again. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

That's gnat good. You'll have to fly, or flea, from them.

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AzrielB 8

Today, while I was taking care of my children, boiling water fell from the sky and killed almost my entire family, we will have to repopulate again. FML

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Nadine 21

How did this go unnoticed for months?

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Charlie Given 26

You must have a K-cup type coffee maker they are notoriously have mold and other infestations 🙄😨😵🤢

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irrelephant1 19

Ewww. Where i havent ever seen any but now i must check!

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Glowworm56 26

The best part of waking up is gnat sex in your cup!

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bobsanction 18

You use it every day but don't clean it every day? That's disgusting and you should feel bad about yourself.

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mekiswrite 21

Who doesn't love a little extra protein in their morning coffee?

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MitiMiki 16

Assuming the coffee pot is "in" your house, calling your house "spotlessly clean" is a bit of a stretch, wouldn't you say?

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