By Brad - 07/09/2018 18:30

Today, I was on a 3-way call with my wife and the bank. The bank said we didn't qualify for school loans, which means I have to drop out. As soon as the bank hung up, my wife stayed on the line to tell me she wants a divorce and that she regrets our marriage. FML
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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

🙁.. Hopefully, you have family and friends to lift up your spirit. Stay strong and work hard op, you'll be able to turn the tables around. As for your wife, I'm positive that you'll find a better one.

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fjvitt 14

Not the kind of 3-way that most married guys want...

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fjvitt 14

Not the kind of 3-way that most married guys want...

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hfnsjsnsjzns 18

the same as first sight I looked at "3-way"..

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AzrielB 8

Lesson to all gold diggers, if you snap them up early you may end up with a dud.

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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

🙁.. Hopefully, you have family and friends to lift up your spirit. Stay strong and work hard op, you'll be able to turn the tables around. As for your wife, I'm positive that you'll find a better one.

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RichardPencil 30

Hey, at least you know how to make a three-way call. That makes you smarter than most! Now that you’re single, the ladies are gonna be impressed by your skillz!

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Joshua Carpenter 2

Unfortunately divorce is a normal things these days. People don't take it as serious as it should be. Commitment is a very important thing

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acmariner99 25

Definitely not what I expected after those first words

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wtfdaemon 3

She sounds like a real ****; kick her to the curb and start over, hopefully making a better choice in partners next time around.

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