Knock first

By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
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cryptic26 12

That man seriously needs to invest in a lock.

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caitylynn05 16

Lol, why did you keep going to see him after the first time??

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1dvs_bstd 41

Maybe you should knock? Call him from the outside?

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Savner 16

Just do what I do and don't ever leave your room. Problem solved.

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The_Thinker 18

The third time is... not the charm in this instance, no.

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Cristian89 29

He's just giving it a morning squeeze lol

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BlesstheSilence 11

You might wanna find a massive dose of eye bleach to possibly unsee that.

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ulissey_fml 22

"Dad ? " "Yes, dear. Wank an eye do for you ? "

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ThatOneDrummer 8

Looks like you have announce your presence before you even get close to any rooms.

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Caitie_kid 8

Blech. You are f*cking disgusting. Go away perv.

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Axipiter 24

I... Can't even pretend to laugh at this. ******* gross. You suck, 31.

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LegolasPrincess 10

Unfortunately for OP what has been seen can not be unseen!

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empath 20

I feel bad for your father. He's in a state of desperation. He might be incapable of stopping himself until he finishes due to an impulse, even after the embarrassment/frustration of having his daughter walk in multiple times. It could also mean that he's very depressed lonely and needs that brief moment of release to make himself feel better.

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