Friends and Landlords: Landlords gonna landlord

Landlords gonna landlord

By katurday - 03/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

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By Poor doggo - 15/07/2021 08:01

Today, I was walking my friend’s dog at the park as a favor. A stranger then struck up a little conversation with me about the dog. It turned out that the stranger I talked to was my friend’s landlord, who now knows that my friend was lying about her pet being a service animal and is threatening eviction. FML

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Roommates from hell

By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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By NotYourFriend - 24/10/2016 19:53

Today, I had to kick my husband's friend out of our house after a week. He left lights on, played video games all day, ate all of our food and laughed when his son hit my dog. He was only invited over for one dinner. FML

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By Leyla - 27/10/2015 01:23 - United States - Franklin

Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML

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Oh, hi!

By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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By bigryngf - 04/08/2009 22:12 - United States

Today, I was on my couch when my landlord walked in. He asked what I was doing there. I responded with the same question. Apparently my roommate forgot to call me and tell me that our lease ended three days ago. I am now standing in the parking lot with all my belongings, and it is raining. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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Adopt, don't shop

By Dognapped - 20/03/2022 04:00

Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML

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Should I Stay or Should I Go?

By Anonymous - 17/07/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML

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perfectwinds 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:21

Wow... That sucks! I'd kick her ass out and try and kiss your landlord's ass.

blland 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:31

now do you know why she got dumped?

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:50

This isn't an FML unless your landlord is Mr. Roper and he thinks you are lesbians.

Stured 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:52

Now you know why she got chucked out by her husband, shes an idiot. Now i suggest you do the same.

kira1kira 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:53

someone explain this to me

LeverPuller 5

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:04

Some landlords prohibit 'roommates' who are not paying their share of the rent. Some landlords also prohibit animals without a cover payment. I'm guessing this landlord prohibits both. Yeah, FYL dude. Kick her ass.

birds_fml 7

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:59

Kick her out, and send her to a woman's shelter. That's what they're there for. Explain to your landlord what happened, and that she was only supposed to be there temporarily while she got back on her feet, but apparently your friend thought it was more permanent. Maybe he'll cut you some slack.

idkweird 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:00

My landlord has a strict policy about pets. if they find out one is in your house, not only do you immediately have to pay the deposit, you have to pay extra as like...a fine. Plus, she said there's a good chance you'll lose a lot of your deposit when you move out! That's even if someone is just VISITING with a pet. FYL! Kick her out!

hornetchik 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:09

This is a badly written FML.

aero_fml 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:00

Yeah it's terrible..

jailbot 7

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:11

As mean as it is, I think you have to kick her out. She did the /one/ thing you asked her not to do and therefore she does not deserve your friendship and help.

ch3mistryyg33k 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:18

http://www.ihatejen.com/?id=2gqgiogwykn02ufzt6773kq4p5nqhq

BB7 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:05

yea

randomdude1234 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:27

FYL for being such a terrible writer.

potentpotable 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:41

I think you mean YDI?

cthulhu1138 1

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:35

I think your friend would benefit from a few semesters at Hard Knock University. Maybe it'll teach her some sense. Enrolling her is easy: just kick her out of your apartment. Hopefully you can explain things to your landlord and avoid getting evicted.