By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:12 - United States

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Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML
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perdix 29

Why is this in the Intimacy (aka Sex) category? Was he sporting a pubic mullet? I'm sure he was more depressed that those giant pillows you used to create that big, fat ass for your costume weren't removable.

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jadetothes 0

Heyy its a business at the front and a party at the back! Whats not to love! *Strokes Mullet*

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DovdGraaf 0

Ouch... but if you like him, then you should respect him.. right?

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maddieguinn 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhshaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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TechnoTaco 0

Did anyone else think of Joe Dirt when they read this?

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ryry013 6

So you saw him ONCE during Haloween then you went straight to dating?

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perdix 29

Why is this in the Intimacy (aka Sex) category? Was he sporting a pubic mullet? I'm sure he was more depressed that those giant pillows you used to create that big, fat ass for your costume weren't removable.

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jadetothes 0

Heyy its a business at the front and a party at the back! Whats not to love! *Strokes Mullet*

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kile88 2

sooo what?! a guy has a mullet whoaaaaa fyl aye you idiot he might be a nice guy.

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ClownSmilely 0

Sounds like you got tricked and not treated....call me sometimes and I'll show you my mullet lol

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perdix 29

YDI for thinking PeopleOfWalmart.com was a dating site.

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xoxcinderellaxox 0

ydi.... you should be able to know synthetic from real hair. shave it off while he's asleep.

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