Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans...

By yourwifelovesme - 04/06/2019 12:00

Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans and asked who they belonged to. My mom said, “Those are definitely mine. The knees are worn out.” Thanks for that mental image mom. FML

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By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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By granny_panties - 18/04/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2022 10:00

Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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By Fatty Fatty Fatso - 05/05/2013 00:41 - United States - Somers

Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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Shzusuziq 16

Tuesday 4 June 2019 12:41

She may have meant from cleaning or other chores. The problem seems to be from your own mindset.......

mssileas 25

Tuesday 4 June 2019 12:26

Maybe she's just gardening a lot. Even if not, loosen up, you didn't get delivered by the stork you know.

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mssileas 25

Tuesday 4 June 2019 12:26

Maybe she's just gardening a lot. Even if not, loosen up, you didn't get delivered by the stork you know.

Jaelkus 28

Tuesday 4 June 2019 17:42

My wife says aliens abandoned her when it comes up in conversation.

Shzusuziq 16

Tuesday 4 June 2019 12:41

She may have meant from cleaning or other chores. The problem seems to be from your own mindset.......

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 4 June 2019 14:37

Most women wear jeans when they are doing work like gardening or cleaning. For pleasure they might not wear anything at all.

mr_dinzaster 16

Wednesday 5 June 2019 6:10

That’s it someone check her knees

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 June 2019 16:39

Good thing they didn’t mention the gooey napkins in the pockets with the local truck stop logo.

PhoenixChick 26

Tuesday 4 June 2019 22:06

So your mom has old jeans, or wears her jeans for doing house work, yard work etc, and your first thought is that your mom is talking about blowing your dad? I have jeans with the knees all worn out. That doesn't mean I'm giving tons of head dude. You need to grow up and stop blaming others for your dirty mind and jumping to conclusions.