Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Kids: Left hanging out to dry

Left hanging out to dry

By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 18:47

Today, I clogged the toilet at my boyfriend's house. I couldn't fix it and was too ashamed to say anything. I can't handle confrontation, so I had to just sit there as my boyfriend's brother ended up getting blamed, then grounded for "lying" about it not being his fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 767

You deserved it 14 023

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 654

You deserved it 7 792

Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 401

You deserved it 48 868

By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 020

You deserved it 5 209

By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 077

You deserved it 7 039

Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

I agree, your life sucks 386

You deserved it 803

Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 475

You deserved it 4 811

By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 297

You deserved it 7 527

By kdeeeceee - 09/11/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 524

You deserved it 4 586

By heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 077

You deserved it 12 727

By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 71 150

askullnamedbilly 33

Saturday 9 July 2016 8:44

Aw, poor you. But seriously, screw you and **** the brother's life. Of course it's embarrassing, but you really couldn't have taken your boyfriend aside and quietly explained the situation before it became an issue?

BoxFullOfLazy 25

Saturday 9 July 2016 10:23

I couldn't agree more. OP needs to grow the hell up, take responsibility, and get her bf's brother off the hook for her screw up. This is a YDI if I ever saw one.

Comments

Stripez234 16

Saturday 9 July 2016 17:26

Shitty situation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Stripez234 16

Saturday 9 July 2016 17:28

Someone had to do it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

rick159 12

Saturday 9 July 2016 17:45

Give him a bj and your lying ,scummy ways will be forgotten.

PrincessShiraz 11

Saturday 9 July 2016 17:52

You are a terrible person. Can't wait until it comes back around.

CRC_101 31

Saturday 9 July 2016 18:44

Look, regardless of whether you were ashamed, you still need to remedy this now. This is not something that just goes away for everyone else's family dynamics when the toilet is unclogged, or even when the grounding is over. You seriously need to tell either your boyfriend, his parents, or worst comes to worst ask someone else to tell, whatever is most comfortable, but they do still have to be informed. It would not and really still is not - for you - a big deal to mention that you clogged the toilet at someone's house. It happens to everyone, but you must be mature enough to tell someone if you're unable to remedy the situation yourself.

Talis99 26

Saturday 9 July 2016 19:26

That's pathetic. Just deal with stuff. Or get help so you can deal with stuff. You owe his brother an apology, even if you're only able to do it via text or something. But get help.

moondoglou420 17

Saturday 9 July 2016 20:00

That makes you kind of a bad person..

RylanHolland89 6

Saturday 9 July 2016 20:14

Sometimes we are conflicted with tough situations. Letting somebody else take the blame is wrong and karma will eventually seek its course. Shame on you and please learn from your mistake.

quarterbird 18

Saturday 9 July 2016 20:29

FYL for you letting someone else take the blame for your screwup AND for them being pegged as a liar as they maintained their innocence? Yeah... Okay.

Jurbla 14

Saturday 9 July 2016 21:27

I lose all sympathy for you when you let an innocent boy suffer and lose his privileges because you didn't want to handle some awkward conversation and fix the problem. Seriously, that's pretty awful but it's not too late to fix it.