Leftovers

By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to my cat licking my face. Cute, right? Turns out, she was licking the crumbs off my cheek from last night's pizza party. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67
You deserved it 498

Same thing different taste

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tiptoppc 19

It loves you and wants you to be as clean as the butthole it just got done licking. Seriously. That’s a good sign. My cats groom me, and while it may seem like they are testing to see if you are dead yet and can eat you, grooming is a sign of love and affection. If it bothers you, well YDI. Wash your damn face. Then go cuddle with the little fuzzball. Sounds like an awesome kitty!

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tiptoppc 19

It loves you and wants you to be as clean as the butthole it just got done licking. Seriously. That’s a good sign. My cats groom me, and while it may seem like they are testing to see if you are dead yet and can eat you, grooming is a sign of love and affection. If it bothers you, well YDI. Wash your damn face. Then go cuddle with the little fuzzball. Sounds like an awesome kitty!