Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 925
You deserved it 100 381

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Would YOU like to have to clean that up?

Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die

Comments

YDI. I wouldn't pelt things at the "unruly teenagers" anyway. I would walk out making sure they wouldn't see, order a beverage and pretend I was a new person in the theater, then walk into their row and purposely trip, spilling my drink all over them.

harkasangel 0

stop being horrible to the OP, it's a thing most kids do. almost everyone i know has thrown candy in a movie theater at one point or another, and some have done worse things. i won't mention those...they're pretty gross. lol. but i agree with #81. let the kid be. not like it really matters right now...plus, i highly doubt this person thought they'd really see some guy having a heart attack. yeah, it does get annoying when people throw candy and act out during a movie... that's normal... but if you really want to do something about it, don't go and spill soda all over them or retaliate like that, because then you're doing exactly what you didn't want THEM to do. so go tell someone if you don't like what's going on. jeez. maybe everyone else should grow up and let kids be kids.

well i hope when you have a heart attack (hopefully soon and in a very public place) you are pelted with candy, you horrible person, burn in hell.

If you ever do that in a theater where I am, be assured I'm going to pelt you down the lower half of the theater.

ohemily 0

Today, while I was having a heart attack in the middle of a movie, a couple of unruly teenagers pelted me with candies. My day just got worse. FML.

i agree with so many others in saying "grow up" you disgust me... its rude to throw things during movies, and i (being a teenager) must admit that when i was still immature i did that.. but as a teen you ought to know better than do that kind of thing! you never know what could be happening and so dont do anything rash...

tdawgheath 0

#2...but you were #2, so your identity is ruined. And as for you fuckheads, why would you throw candy even if it was a loud person. If I worked there I'd kick you kids out.

ftsk_fan_12 0

hahahahaha you sound like an old english man pretending to be a teenager. i can imagine that convo going down in the theater. "whats all that ruckus?!" "by george, i havent the foggiest. GREAT SCOTT! its some unruly teenagers like us!" "i say! lets pelt them with sweets!" anyways...youre stupid. more of a **** my life for the guy having a heart attack...

There's a difference between being an elderly British man and simply having good vocabulary and grammar. Even though what he did was stupid, seeing you post what an American 13 year old usually posts whilst being an internet tough-guy over YouTube is just as stupid.

HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW ****** douche bags