Living my best life

By disappointed - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, I got to live my life's dream of going whale watching. Apparently my true life's dream was to get extremely seasick, sunburned to a crisp, and pay $60 to see only seagulls in the end. FML
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Comments

ant1ion 12

Yeah those tours are crap I have them around where I live, they were only good when we got to see blue whales

Dr0reos 8

Well now you can exact your revenge on the entire species by becoming a Japanese whaler and hunting them as revenge for them dissapointing you.

There's always a silver, no, gold lining somewhere! OP you just need to find it! When that sunburn wheres off it will be a tan. If your skin is like mine that is.

Find a new dream and work hard to make it happen.. 60$ are not that much...Find bigger goals in life! Good luck

Don't give up on your dreams - just lower you expectations

Twonty2 6

Whales are full of false hope, and blubber, lots and lots of blubber.

Man, do I know what being sunburned feels like. During lifeguard training, I was neon red the whole damn time.

These are all things that can happen on a trip - I've never seen one locally that guarantees you'll see anything. They do their best but it happens. The seasickness is a shame though.

NTalbott 4

Sorry to hear that! If you decide to try it again, first take something so you don't get seasick! Dramamine I think? And sunscreen will prevent the burn. I'm not sure where you live, but if you can get there the whale watch in Hyannis, Massachusetts is amazing. I've been on it 3-4 times in the past few years and we always see tons of whales. Good luck, OP!

Maybe consider taking a cruise somewhere? I saw many whales (among other things) on a cruise to Antarctica, and most cruise ships stock dramamine patches that help seasickness tremendously. Hope you get to see your whales someday!