Intimacy, Transportation and Sex: Look! Look!

Look! Look!

By skinnydick - 19/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, while riding the bus, I saw my ex-girlfriend get on. Despite several seats being open, she specifically sat next to me. I was at first happy, thinking she might want to make up. Nope, she instead blocked me in with her bag and spent the entire time showing me pictures of her new lover's dick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 011

You deserved it 1 122

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 611

You deserved it 6 451

By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 140

You deserved it 2 967

Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 106

You deserved it 3 350

By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Houston

Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 335

You deserved it 1 614

By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 067

You deserved it 306

By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 419

You deserved it 4 881

Three's a crowd

By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 680

You deserved it 4 020

By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 597

You deserved it 2 680

By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 576

You deserved it 7 621

By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 356

You deserved it 13 453

cfojo 19

Monday 20 February 2017 4:19

You don't want to get back together with someone like that, OP. Find someone better.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 20 February 2017 4:27

Sounds like a real.... dick move.

Comments

KnockoutBlox 13

Monday 20 February 2017 19:17

She sounds sadistic

1hardasswoman 10

Tuesday 21 February 2017 0:14

Options: Having her arrested for sexual assault/harassment. Slapping her and screaming, "I'm not gay! Stop showing me that!" Laughing hysterically and complimenting her rich fantasy life. Expressing disappointment that she's sharing such a personal thing: would her new guy want that? Really? Move.

Forrest_1051036175 5

Tuesday 21 February 2017 0:56

You could have moved if you really wanted to or taken her bag and threw it to the side.

K0k04 1

Tuesday 21 February 2017 7:07

Step one should have been throwing her bag out the window. Step two is still putting her on a registry. Step three is to grow a sack and not get mixed-up with psychopaths and stand by whilst stupid shit like this happens to you.

Max Gray 2

Wednesday 22 February 2017 1:00

Lol she's disgusting. You should have told her straight up "You're disgusting, unclassy, and a wh*ore, and I'm not really sure how you benefit from showing me this except making me glad to be far away from you. By the way, I'm also seeing someone else, but what we do in the bedroom is not your business. Lastly, it's illegal to show someone's nudes to others without their consent."