Love, Awkward and Haircut: Looks nice, I guess

Looks nice, I guess

By shia - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was, until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year-old brother. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 11 March 2011 9:18

Whether or not someone looks good with short/long hair is a subjective opinion. Don't try to pass off your opinion as fact.

ILoveEggnog 7

Friday 11 March 2011 9:02

Sucks that you look like a boy. Or that he looks like a girl.

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kevinsagirl2323 8

Tuesday 10 October 2017 4:46

pixie cuts are not cute.

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