Loser

By pwndbykidz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out the hot girl I'd been flirting with on Facebook is actually three ten-year-olds who created a fake profile to see how many desperate losers would try to hook up with her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 084
You deserved it 69 017

Top comments

xcgvx 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

iFRUiTTART 0

LOL . YDI for not realizing they talked like 10 year olds , and for flirting only cuz she was hot . xD

Comments

Deathlyranch 0

YDI for trying to find love online.

ReasonsToFly 0

No, he deserved it for being stupid enough not to notice, unless they're extremely smart, the terrible grammar and spelling.

Have you seen how girls type these days? I doubt he'd be able to tell the difference.

Although I agree with that, that's a very stereotypical thing to say. Some girls can use grammar and spell things properly. And I am a girl, and I HATE tlkng 2 ppl wo typ lyk ths. It gives me a head rush. Whoa sorry, this comment made me sound like some extreme feminist, which I'm not. Just making a point :P

suaveneanderthal 0

really you think that three 10 year olds had the sense to trick you?? unless you met all three of them and checked their birth certificates i would bet you any amount of money that all parties involved are over the age of 18. some people are ******* stupid come on OP if you got tricked into thinking it was a girl then what makes you think they would ever tell the truth about who they really were

Agreed. How teenagers type these days is somewhat horrific. I refuse to talk to half my friends online because it's too obnoxious.

I KNOW that, it's just really irritating. T_T

haven't you ever heard of a pathological liar? my brother is 7 years old and he's committed the same shit, and he has had girls fall for him :|

#60, /b/rother, that would be rule #34 you speak of, not rule #33.

Better 3 10 year olds than 1 30 year old wow lol jk don't take a hussy fit people

hazelkee 0

I am a ten year old girl and I type well.

conversesk8er 0

42 - 10 year old girls are not terrible at grammar and spelling. When I was NINE I was in a school spelling bee with TONS of other girls

Play cool and say you're 3 10 year old girls who created a fake profile as well, you might just get away with it!

Play cool and say you're 3 10 year old girls who created a fake profile as well, you might just get away with it!

Hey, #65, nowhere in the FML does it say the OP is fat. The closest it gets is implying that the OP is desperate, which still has no direct correlation with obesity. I hereby invite you to dance in Times Square traffic. I will be there all day this Friday, and I'll wear a red shirt so you can identify me, but go ahead and start early if you cannot spot me at first.

lmfao that's hilarious, they must have been really board.

AAAAHHHH12 2

Bored! But yeah, pwned by youngins! xP

Yeah, I'm really bored, so I was thinking of doing somehting like to try and fool some of the annoying jocks in my year... eh

greendaygirl999 5

YDI for being too pussy or lonely to flirt with someone in person

iFRUiTTART 0

LOL . YDI for not realizing they talked like 10 year olds , and for flirting only cuz she was hot . xD

xcgvx 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

lendmeyourteeth 0

awwww this sounds familiar...

Imawhalerider 0

You got duped bad. by 10 year olds. ydi for not being smarter than them.

does "are you smarter than a fifth grader" come to mind?

Flirting on FaceBook... you are a desperate one.

Orchid_fml 2