Miscellaneous: Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was...

By Mike - 17/12/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

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You deserved it 54 720

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By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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You deserved it 54 540

Whoops

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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You deserved it 36 063

Thanks, I guess

By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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You deserved it 3 586

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML

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You deserved it 61 332

You ANIMAL

By ElevatorThug - 25/08/2009 09:17 - Singapore

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

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You deserved it 34 311

HELP!

By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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You deserved it 51 568

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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You deserved it 91 602

By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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HeEeEeeEeeEeeeelp

By stuckinalift - 18/02/2011 01:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML

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You deserved it 2 917

By sadsadboy - 07/09/2015 21:20 - Peru

Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 1 847

jgrl180 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:13

that's pretty much rude whether or not the person's retarded.

aicky 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:05

OOPS!

Comments

aicky 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:05

OOPS!

FOOFIGHTERSrock 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:43

:O well u should of acted like if u were on the phone or something................. but yea u were screwed........... :D anyways the pizza still taste good

GrimGothicAngel 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 8:23

the retard deserved it. win

happyhak 5

Saturday 13 March 2010 11:29

#104, you deserve to BE retarded. OP, you didn't really know so I cant really say YDI. Did the parents yell at you for it though?

xJC77x 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:51

rofl at 104

May525XoXo 8

Saturday 6 August 2011 20:56

No he didn't you a** hole.

May525XoXo 8

Saturday 6 August 2011 21:00

this is referring to 104

Aniki_Sohma 20

Monday 22 October 2012 7:22

I hate on retards. Its just so fun...

energyphuck 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:07

damn dude. Fail.

SentrySarcasm 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:10

Time to take the stairs, I think.

RustedMetal 0

Friday 18 December 2009 1:34

hahahhahha

drkwlf 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:12

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null_fml 11

Friday 18 December 2009 0:05

LMAO!

numen 0

Friday 18 December 2009 18:28

+1 :)

stopreadingmynam 0

Monday 19 July 2010 22:27

retard is an unfortunate word for people with a mental illness

isac1234 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:44

YOU FAT **** BITCH

ilovecamp 2

Monday 18 July 2011 2:45

you sound like Hitler bitch

Spaceghost77 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:12

Stupid is as stupid does.

isaiaha11 2

Wednesday 21 July 2010 20:19

yay go forrest gump

jgrl180 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:13

that's pretty much rude whether or not the person's retarded.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 18 December 2009 2:03

Agreed.

nonynony 0

Friday 18 December 2009 2:37

was just gonna say this

HaveNoShame 3

Friday 18 December 2009 3:50

Too true. Who would you have comfortable sharing an elevator ride with after screaming that at them? If it was some little old lady, you'd have been fine with it?