Cars, Accident and Money: Losing streak

Losing streak

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Dixienornous - 03/06/2016 11:05 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML

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Ninja move

By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By Again - 25/07/2015 16:55 - United States - Pell City

Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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Detained

By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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surferchick96 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:03

and your worried about ur wallet after u killed ur car? somebody has priority problems...

HollyoaksFan93 9

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:02

And...?

Comments

Bootyjuice23 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 6:29

You totally deserved it.. who watches movies?

Jess_4602 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 6:31

How can op get a temporary bank card without ID? Isn't Identification usually required for things like that?

picksy22 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 6:17

I couldn't. Hence the going across the street to the DMV....

HaraAishi 8

Sunday 18 December 2011 10:23

That's what I was wondering... unless OP lives in a small town and they know who OP is.

hockeyhouse 5

Saturday 27 November 2010 1:31

Do any of you have any common sense? out of all the comments, I think only 3 actually get it.

Jbloomer92_fml 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 18:41

Sorry Genna!

picksy22 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 6:25

Apparently clarification is necessary for this.... Wallet - gone. Called the bank to cancel my cards. They told me I could go to the bank and get a temporary debit card. Get to the bank to find out ID is necessary to get a temporary debit card. DMV is a block down the street on the other side. In Minnesota. In November. Yes I drove. Car accident. Not my fault (though I'm really not focused on that). Get a call they found my wallet. Not blaming them for not calling sooner. Simply stating it would have saved me some trouble.... My apologies for thinking people could figure this one out on their own.....