Lost

By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after being at summer camp for two weeks, my parents never showed up to take me home. A counselor had to drive me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 710
You deserved it 3 223
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brianjman14 22

Well, you could have talked with him on the way home if he was a cool counselor.

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Butter_Knife 0

OP should have ran away and joined the circus. With the money that he would have earned by working at the circus they could have hired a professional hitman, who then could have killed OP's parents. ....atleast that's what I would have done.

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Stixx55 2

you're adopted & they don't know how to tell you.

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r6_fml 4

You still didn't capitalize the first word #60

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1LL337 0

Your parents don't love you.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

That bear they paid to eat you must have skipped town before it completed the hit... Never trust a bear with a beard.

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xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

i wouldn't mind, my counselor is sooo hot. ;)

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