Why?

And they call it -- puppy looove. It's the little things that draw us together ; )

^Let me guess, a pencil draws you 2 together?

Spontaneous recovery? No? I wasn't good at learning about classical conditioning.

Repeated re-acquisition I would expect but I'm no expert.

Hey, at least OP doesn't remember him by the sight of baseball bats. Js

Gas chambers in concentration camps.

Her mother.

No no, farting reminds her of her father. Fathers fart, right?

Oddly the German word for father is "Varter" which is essentially pronounced "Farter". It's the closest we ever got to comedy in school German lessons.

It's actually "Vater". Maybe you should've paid more attention in german lessons rather than trying to make fart jokes... It is pronounced how you said though, so for all the 12 year olds, I guess you can have a "lol"

German was never my strong-point (hence the forlorn search for comedy value). And it was 25 years ago.

My co worker.

Hey at least your thinking about him

48 - You look like kassimG. Also *you're :)

Re-read the FML, slowly and steadily. Moron...

The fml was completely different when i first read it

Of course it was. Those darn FML-swapping gremlins!

Haha, and our global plot to convince you you're insane continues; albeit in a far less secretive way now.

Snap!

Like a nasty prick, I'd say.

GTFO

14- You don't burp? That's weird. Ohh, you're one of those people that swallows it back down and it has to find another exit. But what happens if you don't fart either? ...... BOOM.