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By Anonymous - 02/06/2014 18:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

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By impickingyourhomegran - 13/08/2012 22:12 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML

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By chickety boom - 02/08/2013 12:41 - United States - Austin

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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Grudge

By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 10:00

Today, my grandmother informed me that I was rude to her at my wedding two months ago, all because she couldn’t sit at the bridal table, even though she "paid for the wedding." FML

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Relationship specialist

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 13:00

Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML

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By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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These guys

By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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Top comments

guci101 14

Monday 2 June 2014 22:57

This fml needs a follow up

Welshite 39

Monday 2 June 2014 22:57

Just tell them to arm wrestle and settle it that way. I'll place $20 on Grandma. Any takers?

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guci101 14

Monday 2 June 2014 22:57

This fml needs a follow up

Yeshua_fml 19

Monday 2 June 2014 23:01

I wonder, was liquor involved? Or a blood feud!?

cakefete2 30

Monday 2 June 2014 23:04

No, this is just the gun toting anti-charity granny from an earlier post.

AmexBlack 24

Monday 2 June 2014 23:10

Maybe granny just forget to take her sanity medication again?

ladybugz23 13

Tuesday 3 June 2014 0:06

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

schhichick 14

Tuesday 3 June 2014 4:01

Perhaps his grandmother was Betty White?

martin8337 35

Tuesday 3 June 2014 5:28

Big time.

Lebeaugars95 20

Tuesday 3 June 2014 15:11

*rings bell* Round 2!!

more4me 27

Wednesday 4 June 2014 6:15

Sure does !

Wizardo 33

Monday 2 June 2014 22:57

'By the power vested in me grandson ******!'

itwasthedognotme 14

Monday 2 June 2014 23:48

Can't imagine anyone saying that, let alone a grandmother.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 3 June 2014 2:51

I've heard grandmothers say worse.

Welshite 39

Monday 2 June 2014 22:57

Just tell them to arm wrestle and settle it that way. I'll place $20 on Grandma. Any takers?

PenguinBitch 43

Tuesday 3 June 2014 0:06

Well shite, why not? ;). *places 20*

enddmd 27

Tuesday 3 June 2014 0:39

I'll put some down on grandma *slides $20*

ocramavaf 15

Tuesday 3 June 2014 0:46

I'm going with the wife, she's got her pride riding on it

rocker_chick105 31

Tuesday 3 June 2014 2:16

I'm sorry but 25's pun seems really underappreciated. It was genius.

Samuel5463 12

Monday 9 March 2015 8:11

What pun

lixa123 3

Monday 2 June 2014 22:58

She's treating her like part of the family

annunaki_fml 11

Monday 2 June 2014 22:59

what the **** GG?

Vnzou22 9

Monday 2 June 2014 22:59

congradulations on the wedding!! But seriously, your gramdmother should have settled these issues Before the wedding day.

Nicholas12 15

Monday 2 June 2014 23:18

*congratulations,*grandmother

jakerrrbaker 8

Monday 2 June 2014 22:59

Who won?

MrDonSalvetti 27

Monday 2 June 2014 23:10

Who's next? You decide!

titandesu 14

Monday 2 June 2014 23:17

and a wonder erb reference! i applaud you

xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

Tuesday 3 June 2014 3:34

*tried*

Nuggetzor97 10

Monday 2 June 2014 22:59

Granny does not approve

AmexBlack 24

Monday 2 June 2014 23:00

The evil octogenarian strikes again :( I hope your best man or *someone* had the sense to restrain your grandmother, take her aside and calm her down... Or just take her home..

sunnyray812 42

Monday 2 June 2014 23:00

She just doesn't want to share her grandson.

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