Love that for you

By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Aubrey

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML
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Pilkipedia 8

This relationship smells like a success.

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nycwrestler 17

He's lying! Girls don't fart!

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poccocurantes 7

I love the smell of napalm in the morrning.

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jessughka 10

Nighttime is when a majority of people fart the most. During sleep our buttholes are the most relaxed.

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TheWorldGreatest 8

It's not your fault that you have tummy issues

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Lastking85 6

Do it to him next next time ;) even he didn't fart Revenge is on

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lowshadows 21

tell him to love the gas! nothing more sexier in a relationship than appreciating the smell.

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zolziski 11

Lmao! I'm picturing the Family Guy episode when Lois and Peter teach Chris and Meg about dating. Peter locks Meg in the car with him so she can learn to love the smell of farts, because that's the sexiest thing a woman can do for her man. Classic Peter-osophy.

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taka805 10

Every guy knows girls don't fart,,, they "Whisper"... Gotta love it!!!

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yoshikatshomoto 2

My husband admitted I did tht also while we were dating. Hey we are human...

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sunkissedluster 20

ewww, keep it under control u big fart oven lol

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cartedor 18

Should then pull the cover over both your heads and then show no mercy, release a 10sec silencer. :-)

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