Love that for you

By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Aubrey

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML
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Pilkipedia 8

This relationship smells like a success.

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nycwrestler 17

He's lying! Girls don't fart!

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Comments

Tegz0rz 12

My boyfriend and I sometimes turn it into a competition, and then we laugh and congratulate each other because we're sick.

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outoftown 26

Naw, he's trying to make you think that wasn't him.

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Namenlos_fml 20

This one all comes down to his tone. Guys find farts funny. If it was a playful comment, then OP is overreacting. Besides, it could have been worse. There are far worse things that people do in their sleep than farting.

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PurpleKicks 22

why were you farting whilst sleeping with him, unless you mean zzzzz sleep? in that case, you cant help it! and shouldnt feel bad about it!

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Broski31 0

If it was said in a funny tone then it shouldnt matter, laugh about it and dont be embarrassed, if its a good relationship he won't hold it against you!

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sugarbear0727 19

Too funny. I accidentally farted during 69, and I dont think my bf forgives me yet. He moves so that he actually farts on me. Its funny and we laugh.

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nicholasj96 9

Lmao ! That's hilarious

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doglover100 28

He didn't seem affected by it.

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