Kids: Magic is real, OK?

Magic is real, OK?

By yummolives - 26/08/2009 20:31 - United States

Today, my little sister received a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waved her wand at me. She said, "Abracadabra, bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and said, "Can't you just act pretty?" FML

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By apparentnerd - 31/10/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By meegs - 17/10/2010 00:31 - Canada

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

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Uggo

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 16:11 - United States - Barrington

Today, I decided to try wearing eyeshadow, even though I'm not that girly. When I asked for help after several failed attempts, my sister walked in and said, "It's easy, just do what I do." She put the makeup on herself and looked amazing. She's eight. FML

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By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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By Noname - 01/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

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Thursday 27 August 2009 2:12

You can ACT pretty? I wish someone would have told me that sooner. I guess I should walk around "acting pretty", and I'll steal all the guys away from the really pretty girls. Suh-weet!

offtheheezy 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:08

Damnnnnnnn. That sucks. Your sister is hilarious. If that was done to me, though, that would probably make me want to tear up. FYL.

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:33

My Crotch Smells. :I Hahahh.

dan81892 2

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:34

kids are such brats these days, FYL

OMGyoudidnot87 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 21:01

awwwww! And you know what?! I bet you are pretty! lol... she's the "ugly" one... lol

tony8pie 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 22:27

Your little sister needs a little smack in the face!

mkivsuptt 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 23:54

Haha. YDI for being ugly.

lologirl419 0

Friday 28 August 2009 4:51

I'm kinda sick of all these FMLs about people thinking someone is fat, or ugly. Build a bridge and get over it. I mean, the first few times on this site that I read these, it was KINDA funny, but only because the little kids are like witty or whatever. But now it's just getting old.

ChelseaChops 1

Friday 28 August 2009 23:42

Stab her to death or something. What is it you want us to say anyway? "You're probably gorgeous! *brown-nosebrown-nose*" Because it isn't going to happen.

staystrongholdon 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 11:23

You should've told her she was adopted .

heynagger 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 9:07

sydney is a gay name for 1...and 2...you are ******* ugly! stop being ugly! if little kids are telling you that you are ugly then you KNOW you are for sure! haha

corriland 0

Friday 11 September 2009 19:22

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