Facebook, Social Media and Love: Many such cases

Many such cases

By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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You deserved it 59 464

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 536

You deserved it 5 573

By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 18:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 100

By mee - 11/11/2015 17:10 - United States - Providence

Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML

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You deserved it 1 875

By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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You deserved it 12 274

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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You deserved it 6 278

By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 640

You deserved it 11 477

By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 284

You deserved it 12 482

ShadowLord 3

Thursday 6 January 2011 9:05

just post a pic if your hand.

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 9:05

why even bother?

Comments

SoccerChick1424 6

Tuesday 18 February 2014 4:59

You have been officially catfished

fantasyworld 37

Monday 11 August 2014 5:02

That's kind of creepy that you're using someone else's picture.

hurley12 30

Monday 5 January 2015 9:26

YDI. That's more pathetic than being single.

catmandont 5

Saturday 10 January 2015 5:26

That's ******* creepy

ChampHero 27

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:59

Well that's not gonna last long.

399 41

Thursday 12 May 2016 5:01

lol

Shzusuziq11 10

Monday 28 October 2024 14:36

like people won't discover that's a photo on Google. not very smart of you

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