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By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
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hellokat1 0

Yes, this is one of the most pathetic things I've heard in a while.

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Illblowyourmind 3

The really sad thing is that the OP apparently has no close friend that would have noticed the absence of an actual gf. FYL my friend :(

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OvenproofToast 0

He is about to lose ALL his friends bc of this. O_o

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gusgus36 5

that's just pathetic. nothing wrong with being single, but a fake girlfriend really is sad. and you are lowering your chances of getting a real one, since I bet people will figure out that she's fake.

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thisgirl2u 9

This is slightly disturbing.. I feel a twinge of sadness for your desperation. A lie is never a good thing, it turns into a wild fire soon you'll forget where you began and you'll be exhausted trying to keep up the story. Eventually you'll lose control and any dignity you still miraculously managed to have will go up in smoke.

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jeremyt8nc 6

Welcome to life my friend. I'm 20 and only have one gf.

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unidentified_sta 5

I'm 18 and had zero, I'll take your welcoming job now.

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thisgirl2u 9

Really, I think most people agree you're only supposed to have one girlfriend at a time. ;-)

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Althos_fml 5

#17 : You're not the only one here... But at least I never lied about it... I just fell into depression

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LASuxs 0

That is pretty sad, you need another one for the exit strategy when you leave your gf

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chippa 24

I'm 17 and have had 0 boyfriends. But I don't really care, I know I won't be alone all my life and I don't really -need- a boyfriend now. ;P

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CowSaysRawr 0

Life gets annoying if you have one, you can barely do anything.

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Filitov 0

Desperation truly knows no bounds sometimes.

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OhShuttup 0

everyone will eventually find out and even if you do get a girlfriend no one will believe you! YDI

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FrankHotpants 31

so whats the point of doing that anyway? does anyone even care?? are people suppose to be impressed or what?? YDI, that's just stupid.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I agree. Are any of his "friends" going to suddenly change their opinion of him?

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Loserly 0

I'm not sure what's worse, doing that or posting about it on FML.

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