Sports and Awkward: Mean girls

Mean girls

By Rothaar - 26/01/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and as I was pulling out my earphones and getting off my treadmill, I heard the girl behind me say to her friend on the treadmill next to her, "Wow, there have no cute guys today." Her friend replied, "None at all. It's like everyone suddenly got gay or ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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Gym culture

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML

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Nice guys

By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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Jenh42391 0

Monday 23 February 2009 1:52

awww =[ Don't listen to it. They're just bitches looking for attention...probably not even decent enough to have boyfriends so they hang around the gym looking for prey...lol

ebch 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:24

urgh I hate that happening, but they're the failure xD

Comments

Penguinophile 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:36

Don't feel so bad. **** them.

agent47crows 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:46

Dude, chillax. They are chicks, they do that. They want you to get annoyed so you can hit on them or something.

Nacirema20 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 10:19

ouchh... :-/ FYL.

elliekinslurvsya 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:37

i do that sometimes haha i can't help it there are honestly no hot guys around me ever....but i'm not so judgmental to not give a not-so-hot guy a chance. they probably are...but, you know, maybe they just didn't see your face. you did say, after all, that they were behind you.

jadore_me 0

Friday 7 August 2009 11:05

*pats back* i ahgree fyl (fu*& your life) xDDD

popoman 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 12:04

If you (21) were wondering, you likely belong in the category of "bitchtalker". These girls are just a bunch of stuck-up, judgmental bitches. Don't worry about them, because even if they were attracted to you, you wouldn't want someone so shallow, except for a one-night stand. Also, they saw you from behind when you were sweaty and tired.