Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel...

By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 18:16 - France

Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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You deserved it 3 093

By Eternal_Babyface - 08/11/2015 17:14 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML

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By theyarefarapart - 09/05/2011 07:05

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML

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You deserved it 3 569

By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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You deserved it 15 365

By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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You deserved it 5 834

By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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You deserved it 3 571

By rarara - 30/10/2012 21:26 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

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You deserved it 3 071

Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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You deserved it 82

cabbitt 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:41

Don't whine about it. Fix it.

rpvia 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:39

your name must be helga

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shanayney 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:37

im the one that started that

airforcebound 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:53

pwnd

rpvia 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:39

your name must be helga

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 8 November 2010 23:16

Move it, football head!

iampunk 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:10

^ lmao.

jewban 3

Tuesday 9 November 2010 4:09

wax dat shot offfg

FarSide 22

Tuesday 9 November 2010 4:25

Get rid of your hairy lip and maybe they will just call you RAY. LOL.

IrishWildMan 3

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:37

Haha Algebraic comedy....never gets old.

warpig182 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:57

Geomerty algrebra has nothing to do with this.

Waffcakes 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:53

Maybe you should stop focusing on algebra and more on English. Btw those comments did have to with algebra. start paying attention in school, bub. haaaha.

SleepingSkulls 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 14:24

LOL @ 23's picture.

bailes_o_hay 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:23

that's horrible OP. they should call you parallel for short. sounds better

cyfclife 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:52

win for the hey Arnold reference

Halti 4

Tuesday 13 March 2012 4:22

that made my day HA

cabbitt 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:41

Don't whine about it. Fix it.

GraceMonica 8

Monday 8 November 2010 22:47

Agreed.

ERICA833 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:25

true that!

warpig182 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:07

You cant fix stupid

O_oRAWRx_x 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 12:46

yes! OP do threading or waxing.. it may hurt the first time but the results are amazing!!

frodogirl227 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 19:00

agreed! it's quite an easy fix

SunshineX7 17

Thursday 18 July 2013 3:34

Seriously...love how people act like there is no solution to some easy fixes.

alex_mu 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:44

thats a good game!

pop2it 5

Tuesday 9 November 2010 22:39

i have that same problem

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:46

If the face is that bad, the rest must be a real mess! Stop complaining and fix it.

Erissa 2

Monday 8 November 2010 22:51

Instead of sitting on here bitching, go wax/shave/tweeze that shit.

Muffinzz11 7

Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:16

Houston for the win

fearfulsymmetry 1

Monday 8 November 2010 22:53

You seriously think you're going to get any sympathy after admitting that? Do something about it Sasquatch.

notsoluckypup 12

Monday 8 November 2010 22:54

shave it like I do and ull be gd. then ull go to sk and they'll be all surprised and shit haha

DocBastard 38

Monday 8 November 2010 23:12

Gd? Sk? Really? You actually take the time (and have the intelligence) to spell out "they'll" correctly, but you can't spell out "you'll" or "good" or "school?" Double you tee eff?